travel tips
Tips to get you back on the travel horse
Well, last year, (and this one) has been an experience. But the travel bug is strong with everyone. So, here are some helpful tips to ease your mind when getting back into the travel groove.
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Order beer in any language
I can be certain of one thing on your travels. You will ask for a beer. Now, all you need to do is remember these sentences for all your beer ordering needs. Don't worry guys, I've got your back. Whistles officially have been wet. I don't think that's a saying.
Dr.Wander
Doctor Wander, oh thank god your are here! I'm having so much trouble deciding on where in the world I should go. (Slapping sound) Feeling better? Good god man, your clearly overwhelmed. Please come in to my office and take a seat.. don't look at the monkey! He feeds on your fear. Sit back, relax, and answer these simple questions. Your answers will help me diagnose the best escape for you.
Future you travel tips
Greetings from your ghost of travel future. Slow down, deep breaths, it's fine, you have gone insane. Whilst we can't be prepared for all the wonders that travel brings, here are some helpful tips for your next adventure:
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The Travel Toilet Gauntlet
Number's two's will happen abroad, I know, unbelievable. But the traumatic experiences that will greet you on your travels can be avoided. Well, mostly avoided. Gone are the days of trusting a fart until your return home, so why not be prepared for the bowel onslaught that is local food. You just had to try that local curry. Here it comes.....